What do they call those things attached to house sales. Condicils or something.
Yours should include. New owner must be a thoroughly good bloke. Such as the current owner.
Be able to organise ripper Fishing Contests.
To Organise and arrange mighty prizes for said Contest.
Offer free accomodation to all and a sundry.
Do daily morning Sea Conditions.
Welcome the Surf Casting Fraternity.
Oh the list is endless.
Must be shark friendly.
Plant a Thresher, make a Seven Giller Puke.
The Hokinui Still on the tower above the hut is not included in the sale.